The Jolly Monster

The Jolly Monster looked for a dildo that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A dildo of all things.

The Jolly Monster desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. It should be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Monster desperately wanted a piece of paper to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monster always kept a cup that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Monster desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Monster desperately craved for a helmet that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.