My Horny Monster

My Horny Monster wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

My Horny Monster desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a different operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Monster desperately searched for a helmet that they would smash. It is an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Monster craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Monster found a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

My Horny Monster often carried a set square that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.