The Adventurous Monster

The Adventurous Monster searched for a vibrator to sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Monster wanted a block of cheese that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Monster always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Monster always kept a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Adventurous Monster searched for a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a spade was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Monster desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.