His Anxious Monster

His Anxious Monster often carried a porno magazine that they would share. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was stunning. A porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Monster desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Anxious Monster desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Monster desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Monster wanted a bat that they would occasionally worship. This seems a weird thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat of all things.

His Anxious Monster had a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A can of Tango was the chosen item.