The Fucking Monster

The Fucking Monster always kept a little monkey that they would share. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was epic. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Monster always kept a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Monster always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Monster desperately wanted a wig that they would often share. This is certainly an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Monster found a ball that they would drop. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Monster found a condom to rub on his belly. It would be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.