The Bewildered Monster

The Bewildered Monster desperately wanted a sponge that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Monster craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Monster owned a teapot to drop. It would be a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Monster looked for a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It was a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Monster desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Monster found a radiator that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.