A Funny Monster

A Funny Monster owned a teapot that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Monster desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It is an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

A Funny Monster desperately wanted a computer that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing opted for.

A Funny Monster had a block of cheese that they would worship. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Monster needed a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Monster desired a crown to experiment on. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.