Tired Monster

Tired Monster wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Tired Monster desired a custard pie to smash. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Tired Monster often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

Tired Monster desperately needed a pen to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

Tired Monster always had with them a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

Tired Monster needed a radiator to rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.