His Eccentric Monster

His Eccentric Monster desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a curious activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Monster found a hat that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

His Eccentric Monster owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

His Eccentric Monster wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Monster desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Monster always had with them a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly an odd thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pen would be the chosen thing.