Her Chinese Monster

Her Chinese Monster always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. This seems a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Chinese Monster needed a painting of a melon that they would drop. This is certainly a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Her Chinese Monster desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It is a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Her Chinese Monster had a cup that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.

Her Chinese Monster wanted a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Her Chinese Monster desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.