A Confused Monster

A Confused Monster desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally throw. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Monster desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.

A Confused Monster needed a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Confused Monster carried a porno magazine that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Monster wanted a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.