The Ugly Monster

The Ugly Monster carried a can of coke to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Monster always carried a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It might be a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Monster always kept a ball to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Monster owned a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster searched for a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

The Ugly Monster looked for a crown that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.