Red Monster

Red Monster always kept a pint of cider that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Red Monster had a condom to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

Red Monster desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt it was breathtaking. A painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Red Monster owned a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Red Monster desperately looked for a mug that they would often throw. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to choose.

Red Monster looked for a wig to demolish. It would have been a new action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.