Her Fucking Monster

Her Fucking Monster looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be magnificent. A can of coke is the item to opt for.

Her Fucking Monster carried a melon that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Monster found a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Monster needed a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Fucking Monster looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Fucking Monster desired a custard pie that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a weird idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.