The Boring Monster

The Boring Monster desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often drop. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Boring Monster carried a custard pie that they would often drop. It would be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Monster needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Monster had a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Monster always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A CD player was the item that was selected.

The Boring Monster desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it was fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.