Tired Monster

Tired Monster wanted a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

Tired Monster desired a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Monster owned a can of Tango to annihilate One might say this is a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Tired Monster always kept a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Tired Monster wanted a computer that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a computer was the chosen thing.

Tired Monster always carried a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.