A Funny Monster

A Funny Monster desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Monster owned a dildo that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

A Funny Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Funny Monster desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

A Funny Monster searched for a set square to put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A set square is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Monster always carried a pint of cider that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.