The Foolish Monster

The Foolish Monster needed a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Monster desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Monster desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Monster searched for a lava lamp that they would demolish. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Monster desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Monster always kept a stapler that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.