The Anxious Monster

The Anxious Monster searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Monster carried a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Monster always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Anxious Monster needed a stapler to break. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Monster desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Monster found a set square that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.