The Dodgy Monster

The Dodgy Monster often carried a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a melon was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Monster often carried a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Monster carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Monster often carried a porno magazine to sleep with. It was a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Monster craved for a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Monster carried a CD player that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.