His Boring Monster

His Boring Monster often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Boring Monster needed a CD player that they liked to play with. It might have been a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Boring Monster needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Boring Monster had a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Monster desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Monster always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.