The Dodgy Monster

The Dodgy Monster owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Monster desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it was magnificent. A chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Monster desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Monster found a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Monster owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Monster often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.