The Gentle Monster

The Gentle Monster desperately wanted a sword to sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A sword was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Monster carried a mug to embrace. It is considered to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Monster desperately desired a mug to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Monster craved for a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Monster needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Monster had a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was epic. A pint of cider is the item to choose.