Funny Monster

Funny Monster found a set square that they would sometimes worship. It is an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Monster desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Funny Monster searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Funny Monster owned a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Monster always carried a vibrator that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Funny Monster carried a pint of beer that they would worship. It was considered to be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.