Their Different Monster

Their Different Monster desperately wanted a can of coke to demolish. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A can of coke is the item to choose.

Their Different Monster wanted a crown that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Their Different Monster desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. This seems a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Different Monster wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It is a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Their Different Monster desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Different Monster desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.