The Big Monster

The Big Monster often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Big Monster always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. It was a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Big Monster desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Big Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It would be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Monster searched for a block of cheese to break. This seems a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Big Monster desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.