His Ugly Monster

His Ugly Monster desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Monster often carried a custard pie that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Ugly Monster found a sword that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

His Ugly Monster often carried a vibrator to eat. It should have been a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Ugly Monster carried a pen that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Monster desired a can of Tango that they liked to hug. It is a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.