The Crazy Monster

The Crazy Monster owned a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought it was out of this world. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Monster searched for a custard pie to put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Monster desperately looked for a hat that they would demolish. It was a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Monster desperately searched for a pen that they would insert somewhere. This seems a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

The Crazy Monster desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Monster desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.