Lonely Monster

Lonely Monster owned a stapler to put in the bath with him. It should have been an odd operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Monster looked for a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Lonely Monster desired a ball to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

Lonely Monster carried a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Monster always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Lonely Monster wanted a can of Dr Pepper to hug. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.