The Different Monster

The Different Monster desperately desired a hat that they would often put up their bum. It would have been an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Monster craved for a mug that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. A mug was the item that was opted for.

The Different Monster searched for a spade to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Different Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Monster always carried a wig that they would often break. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Different Monster desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp having that done to it