The Energetic Monster

The Energetic Monster desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Energetic Monster always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Monster wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Energetic Monster owned a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It is an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball is the item to choose.

The Energetic Monster owned a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Energetic Monster owned a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.