My Grumpy Monster

My Grumpy Monster always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Monster desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

My Grumpy Monster always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Monster always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Monster always had with them a cucumber to cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.