The Funny Monster

The Funny Monster wanted a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Monster had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Funny Monster always kept a tomato to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Funny Monster always kept a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Monster always carried a helmet that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Monster desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.