The Special Monster

The Special Monster desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Special Monster often carried a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Special Monster desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Special Monster carried a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Monster needed a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Special Monster desperately desired a stretchman that they would embrace. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.