Blue Monster

Blue Monster needed a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. This seems an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Blue Monster desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Blue Monster desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Blue Monster owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Blue Monster desperately desired a melon that they would demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Blue Monster desired a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.