His Lucky Monster

His Lucky Monster always carried a condom that they sometimes play with. It was a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

His Lucky Monster had a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a computer is the item to select.

His Lucky Monster desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

His Lucky Monster always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Lucky Monster always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Lucky Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.