My Bewildered Monster

My Bewildered Monster searched for a stapler that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monster found a set of lego to smash. This seems an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Monster often carried a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A melon being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Monster carried a pen that they would worship. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A pen would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Monster desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It would have been a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

My Bewildered Monster owned a dildo that they would drop. This seems a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.