His Angry Monster

His Angry Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Monster needed a rubber chicken that they would often play with. It would be a new idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Angry Monster always carried a vibrator to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Angry Monster wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Angry Monster always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Monster had a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.