The Grumpy Nerd

The Grumpy Nerd searched for a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Nerd carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Nerd searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Nerd always kept a stretchman that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Nerd always kept a set square that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Nerd found a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.