His Famous Nerd

His Famous Nerd desired a can of Tango to sit and look at. It should have been an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Famous Nerd always carried a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It might have been an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Nerd desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Famous Nerd always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Famous Nerd craved for a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Famous Nerd desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.