The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Horny Nerd desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Nerd always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Nerd looked for a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Nerd looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Horny Nerd searched for a cheese grater to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.