Magical Nerd

Magical Nerd craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Nerd desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Magical Nerd always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Magical Nerd needed a sponge to sleep with. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

Magical Nerd desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Magical Nerd searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.