His Cute Nerd

His Cute Nerd owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes break. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Nerd desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Nerd often carried a spade that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Nerd looked for a sponge to put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Nerd desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

His Cute Nerd needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.