The Famous Nerd

The Famous Nerd found a bat to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Nerd desperately needed a CD player that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Nerd desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be fun. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.

The Famous Nerd desperately desired a cup that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of beer to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Famous Nerd always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.