The Depressed Nerd

The Depressed Nerd looked for a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Nerd searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Nerd owned a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Depressed Nerd desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Depressed Nerd often carried a rubber johnny to cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Nerd owned a custard pie that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.