The Talented Nerd

The Talented Nerd wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Nerd desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Nerd looked for a set square to put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Nerd always had with them a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

The Talented Nerd always kept a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Nerd always carried a cup that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.