My Lovely Nerd

My Lovely Nerd searched for a stretchman to put on his head. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

My Lovely Nerd desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

My Lovely Nerd always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was awesome. A custard pie being the chosen item.

My Lovely Nerd wanted a toilet brush to throw. It should have been a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

My Lovely Nerd craved for a mug that they would often eat. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Nerd desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.