The Confused Nerd

The Confused Nerd always kept a can of Dr Pepper to worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Nerd always kept a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Confused Nerd looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Confused Nerd always kept a wig that they would share. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to select.

The Confused Nerd carried a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Confused Nerd craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it