The Crazy Nerd

The Crazy Nerd wanted a pint of beer to throw. It was a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Nerd found a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a new operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Crazy Nerd wanted a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Nerd desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A wig of all things.

The Crazy Nerd needed a radiator that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Nerd desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.