His Jolly Nerd

His Jolly Nerd desperately craved for a melon that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Nerd always carried a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Nerd desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a new exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Jolly Nerd desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Jolly Nerd desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Nerd searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.